Molly keeps pranking O’Brien because she heard what he did to her older time-twin.

My daughter needs therapy? How about instead I abandon her to die alone like Tom Hanks in Castaway.

At least have a Kelvin. They’re right next door in the universe.

Spock ends with the letter ‘k’. That makes it funny.

Easy. Words that end with ‘k’.

He also knows life, but not as we know it.

https://youtu.be/FCARADb9asE?si=OqDFvGhpQe0RBWhQ

Why do you hate fun?

Also, cookies are not cakes

Next you’ll claim a hot dog isn’t a taco.

This was actually the subject of litigation in the UK:

The link says that the Jaffa Cake which looks like a cookie got to keep its cake classification for tax purposes.

??

Did someone say Space Esperanto?

It’s called engineering level math because engineers, physicists, and math majors are required to take Calculus.

Yes I took calculus in high school but it’s not required. No I don’t remember much of any of it because it was decades ago.

You also learned all the countries/capitals in Africa when you were in middle school. But I bet you can’t name them now without Google. Same thing.

Do you hate Girl Scout thin mint cookies too? Because those are tiny mint flavored cakes.

My son loved mint chocolate ice cream and thin mints and wanted mint cake for his birthday. Imagine a a giant 3layer thin mint that was soft instead of crunchy.

With mint frosting!

In those days you could build it yourself for half the price of a name brand.

Edit: for the downvoters.

Did you ever go to a computer show and sale at a fairgrounds or expo center? Or buy/subscribe to Computer Shopper magazine (the one that looked like a telephone book).

The PC market was completely different in the 90’s.

But I’m keeping my cables. The poop will wash off fine.

I’ve seen this on Rick and Morty. Dude is in a simulation inside a simulation.

They showed hydroponics. Maybe leola root was the only thing that grew fast enough in hydroponics?

There’s a weird bias where criticism is seen as wrong.

If you don’t like Picard and want to tell everyone what you found wrong with it, that’s fine too.

That would be a great Lower Decks scene. Kirk and Spock in a bathroom together where Spock is touching up his eye shadow and Kirk is applying lipstick.

This was something like in Discovery that maybe I missed.

Stamets is needed to go to a chamber and plug in to activate their mycelium drive. The captain is seen in almost every episode saying “Black Alert” and the ship jumps immediately.

Yet Stamets isn’t shown standing for hours in his mycelium chamber waiting for a jump order like O’Brien waiting for a transport command.

Just once I was expecting, “Black Alert”, then a long pause where nothing happens, followed by some communication where the Captain discovers Stamets is in the bathroom.

Picard: Let me introduce you to Fezzik the Zalkinian.