Why does the porridge bird lay its eggs in midair?

I know you said no questions, but how many snails are in a mile?

Seriously missed an opportunity by not at least changing the cop to an Officer Jenny. Could have made the prisoner James too.

And as far as “epic tokens” I want die cast Gengar!

The technical mumbo jumbo is greek to me, so all I can read is “Why do dogs shake when they are wet? Because they can feel the water!”

Other people have already given the answers I’d have said, so I’ll say this:

When you do collect enough of the “banned” books to warrant a torrent, create one and share it widely so kids can find em. Something that mentions “banned books” so it’ll be easily findable if someone searches that.

That said: they’re not really banned in the like actual sense of the word. They’re not banned from being sold, nor bought, nor read, nor owned, and afaik nobody is raiding publishers with rifles and making mass burn pits of books. They’re banned from most schools and some public libraries. The public libraries I agree is egregious but tbf, most of the ones I looked into would have been banned in my school too, and not because “gay” but for stuff like the blowjob scene in a graphic novel, if that scene, which I’ve been corrected on multiple times, (it wasn’t technically a blowjob it was “strap on play,” but) “graphic depictions of strap on play” between straight couples would be similarly banned. Most of the other “banned” ones with no pictures say some naughty words, and IMO that’s a piss poor reason to ban something, but it is consistent that whether the person saying “fuck” is gay or straight it’s going to be banned for the word “fuck.” Hell back in my day they wanted to ban To Kill A Mockingbird because it says the N-word (and that btw was the progressives not the conservatives, pearl clutching at supposed racism despite that literally being an anti-racist book.)

Again, not saying I agree with banning books in schools, fuck it if they want they should have copies of 50 Shits of Grey in elementary schools imo, I’m a fan of disseminating information, but it is being unilaterally enforced and “straight profanity” isn’t allowed either.

I’m with you, with a small exception: the only thing I can eat from there is the “Spicy Potato Soft Taco” which isn’t even a little spicy but it only has potatoes, cheese, and some weird aioli looking sauce, it’s not too bad. Better if you take em home and heat em up in the toaster oven, then hit them with the Choloula Garlic.

I mean, alright if you insist! Sounds like a fun date idea.

“C’mere Susan, let’s roll up and then roll over in the clover.”

Antix will run on old grey boxes with mb of ram, it oughta work for you too.

Idk my sole interaction is through these headlines lol, I don’t have steam, and haven’t really even played anything since like RDR2 (well, not counting my GBC, I play with that all the time, currently playing Earthworm Jim (GB).)

Does this have anything to do with the other Steam related headline I read in a post earlier: " Games now have to disclose kernel level anticheat on steam?"

I am serious, and don’t call me Shirley. People can be creeped out by things that don’t creep you out, you know.

And what, you like junk mail that is 100% just a waste of resources in a world where we’re hurdling towards total climate annihilation? It could have just as easily been an email everyone ignored rather than a mailer everyone ignored.

Well, being read rather than said, I’d argue the tone is inferred by the reader.

And in any case, as a privacy focused individual, I’m not exactly crazy about either. I’m also not crazy about junk mail, so junk mail that implies it’s watching me in any form, I double don’t like. Y’all killing trees for this fucking bullshit?! No thanks.

“But the fact that you voted is pubic record” implies “we’re paying attention and could hassle in some form those who abstain if we choose.”

(Well, that’d be the argument for “threat” in the above text anyway. Imo threat or not it’s poorly worded leading to it being creepy, but that’s probably the extent of it. I doubt we’ll see any side round up and execute abstainers or some crazy shit like that.)

It is still kinda (I’m assuming there’s some record federally for verification or something, but…), just don’t tell anyone.

Anytime someone asks me I say I’m voting for A Turkey Sandwich, or Bugs Bunny, or “Your Mom,” etc, just something dismissive that sends the hint “that’s private, quit asking.”

Sure, but “those beer bottles must be tiny” and in response “I think you’re thinking of the psone instead of the pictured ps1” both require a similar suspension of disbelief, and so I continued it.

Idk about that myself, but I think going off the picture, the way you open beers on it is the “side of a table” method, and in order to have enough room to do so with the table right there under the PS1, the bottles would have to be about half an inch long rather than about 10 inches (guesstimate of beer bottle length.)

And frankly I’m not sure it’d even work, the edges on the pictured ps1 may be too rounded themselves.

You must have big hands if you can grope a mastodon!

(In all seriousness youtube “command line basics” or “bash basics” and follow along with a video or two like it’s a class, helped me when I ditched windows.)

The idea of you needing a “special” program just for downloading a file seems to throw some of them off.

Just call it an “app,” that’ll shut 'em up.

My 56kaaaaaay modem speed

I agree and thanks for putting me on!