How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator?

Open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in and close the door

Wait, you mean, we live in space?

Maybe they are whale skulls

No good at likensubs*

I just pinned the new version to the taskbar so I don’t have to mess around with the old version diversion

Floordash

Roadrash

It’s gonna be shrinkeder

Pepper farmers:

Rest so very peacefully

If only their insurance would cover it.

Does the gay agenda have no limits! Think of the children!

Gremlinch

I’m doing it, it feels mildly uncomfortable but there’s no breaking of anything

Spockerel on a cockerel

Anymore of this disrespect and I’ll stick “u” into an early grave.

/jk

I feel obligated to say English that comes from England is the only real English. You can keep your Americanese.

“you can get insulin from dogs and pigs by tying the pancreatic duct!”

Get rid of the wing and show me where to find this bit inside a pig and I can save lives, we can just wait for the wright brothers to figure out flying again.

I wouldn’t be taking any credit for most of this. This poster would be better served if I could find Leonardo Da Vinci or something and give it to him.

“Putting electricity through quartz changes it’s shapes, that’s clocks” 😮 what?

“Make aerofoil go fast and you can fly, here’s a vague picture of a wing.” Excuse me?

I think I can pull off finding mouldy food and hot milk so I’ve got that, I guess.

Saying that, if I made a time machine, I imagine I would understand the things in this poster.

That makes more sense to me.

It’s similar to the English word play buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo

https://youtu.be/hQVEpXNhtZw