ONE bag of sprite per child

My favorite is “I had to hack the website by making a userscript to access the option afforded to EU users and I have no idea if it actually affected anything”

It’s called a Pipette

https://www.amazon.com/Rienar-Disposable-Transfer-Graduated-Pipettes/dp/B00P7QZDK4

The fact that it’s in a cocktail is equally mystifying to me.

I just want one that won’t just be like “I"m sowwy miss I can’t talk about that 🥺”

I mean one-button instant transformation into something cute is a lot easier than surgery and all that.

They said it was sharp, not uh, the opposite of brittle

Woe, Tolerance Paradox be upon ye.

You know I feel a lot better about life now that I have a pair of fire extinguishers mounted on the wall within arms reach most of my day.

slow down to stop at traffic signal

car explodes like in speed

My personal take on the cybertruck is that it actually looks rad as hell but Elon is a psycho and it’s a terrible vehicle.

I’ve heard so many horror stories about getting tesla repaired.

I’m wondering what the limiting factor would be in my day to day lives.

I want a burrito, easy, I want 10 burritos, still easy. 100? A bit concerning, but sure? Five, Hundred, burritos? Getting alarming

I tell the replicator to manufacture a billion burritos and society as we know it grinds to a halt.

I wish I could murder engagement driven design with a hammer.

Every app gets like, 1 chance to have useful notifications, if most of them are trash I just disable its ability to send notifications.

All ten of them

oh no, Reddit is like, the only way to have google still be useful.

My eyes went wide with concern before reading what the site was for.

My only issue with juneteenth is I wish it had a cooler name.

For all we know that’s one of the things he warned them about.

What’s the van look like?

if I had a star trek replicator for food I could probably eat the same burrito every day for the rest of my life tbh