Our telemetry data determined that no one was using it so we decided to drop that feature.

Just go to about:dont-grind_my-bones/39a667aa-b5c5-441c-9df9-0f75e3fc588d and configure it there. It’s so straightforward and obvious that it’s literally your fault if you didn’t notice it.

That only works for you because you already care about other people’s life. To the typical road vigilante, an orphanage full of blind children means nothing compared to their sacred lane they were tasked to protect.

Yup. Many of these accidents take two idiots to pull off. Don’t be the second idiot.

If I pull the lever hard enough, will the trolley reverse? If so - can I jump on it to avoid the conversation?

Does that mean that said families will never want to talk with me?

Yes, but then you’d be joining a group activity.

I already knew I’m a mental freak, but thanks for affirming it!

:.|:;

Alternative explanation for why your resume was not read: https://lemmy.world/post/20282317

Bold of you to assume I’ll ever feel okay again.

To quote another XKCD:

Not really. All political factions try to sound like they are about principles when in reality they are about tribes.

I guess that answers the question from that meme?

Wouldn’t they already have the right to do it because you’ve watched the first season?

Putting the “rect” in “rectangular”

How would you even get to the waterslides

Helicopter?

Why parse the HTML manually when sed is a standard utility and you can use it to parse it with regex?