You made one mistake… this isn’t kyber crystal.

You have disturbed a mimic disguised as a jewelry box. It snaps and almost separates you from the fingers on your right hand.

Kill Jester

“What’s the safe word?”

“Adblock”

Yeah, obscuring and abstracting away the atomic units of the system is a classic.

On the other hand self-education has never been easier, and there are open source alternatives of pretty much everything.

How about one that puts fires out?

I’ve heard whispers. The faintest of which speak of nine. Nine onions.

Next; we’ll automatically share that you’re interested in products. But noone cares because it’s just stupid language models reading content from other stupid language models. People stop buying things because they’ve detached from social media with posts becoming parodies of themselves and irony doesn’t really lead anywhere new.

Well thank goodness… there’s a net

Videos!! Videoooos!! Watch more videooos!! frothes at the mouth

I’m thinking an interface like papers please with some more expression and color.

You start as a hermit. Farmers and peasants come to you with problems and you craft spells, hexes and curses to cast on them. Sometimes you give them what they want, sometimes what they need and sometimes you throw a fireball. Maybe some rapid responses are required.

You gain a reputation and move from your shack into a town, and then into a castle where you become a court magician. Higher stakes, more options, more magic!

Get creative with how elements combine and have long lasting or delayed effects!

Sorry to hear that

Can you drown out the tinnitus with more volume?

You don’t need to put it in your pocket. Just throw it on the ground and kick it along as you walk.

The cart returns itself, of course.

Are you playing the talos principle?

Nice, thankyou!

Not available in Australia booo

Kenshi 2 here we gooo