“I can fix her”
So if you live near undeveloped woods, do you wake up one morning and find the back door off its hinges and eggs benedict waiting on the table?
Sees door, " Fuck! I’ve been robbed. Wait, did they pick up in here? What’s that smell? Is that lemon pledge?"
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This could be a decent short story prompt.
I lived next to national forest and only ever woke up with the door off the hinges and my eggs missing. I fucking hate raccoons.
Dang I hope you had some of your eggs frozen beforehand incase you ever want to reproduce
Aren’t those the ones featured in “reality” TV shows?
Nope. Those are the “purebred” ones. You know, the kind of purebred that actually means inbred to the point of barely being able to survive and yet somehow “worth” more.
What other kinds of bread are there?
Rye, baguette, naan, sourdough
Ah. That tracks.
First real out-loud chuckle of the day. Great observation. I’m gonna grab a lasso and try to rope one.
Don’t forget a good pair of gloves. In case of biting.
Not quite. The opposite of the new mission statement is “domesticated housewife”, not “domestic housewife”.
Oh, yeah, I saw a documentary about those once, from the '50s. I Love Lucy, they called it…
Lucy was quite the catch. So was Ricardo.
Housewives, foreign and domestic
I stand ready to engage and destroy them. With my penis.
The irony of all these cons jerking off over tradwives is that the created the world that they can’t exist in anymore
I feel like in a perfect world, this should allow both sides of the spectrum to find some common ground… Sure, the reasons might be different, but both want it to be easier for people to raise families on single-income.
both want it to be easier for people to raise families on single-income.
Nope, that’s not true. See, if you make it easier to raise families on a single income, immigrants might do it, and conservatives can’t have that. They’d rather cut off their own noses to spite brown people.
Could alternately imply he existence of international…
anarchist housewife, who doesn’t recognize the concept of the nation state
Miss Worldwide
Does she throw armor piercing stones? /cdda reference
I think those are more commonly referred to as Karens
I believe you are thinking about goblins
Ima try to catch one in my coyote trap
Careful you don’t catch a cougar by mistake.
Not to be that guy but I don’t think that term is used that much, isn’t it kinda redundant?
