Username checks out.
So does domain name
Bring your own TP, wipes, and hand sanitizer when going outdoors. It’s come in handy many times. (Shovel is optional).
They should’ve printed it on something a little less useful for wiping. In a pinch that notice will do the trick.
A spurt of that covid alcohol hand gel on first, for a bit of pre-emptive soothing action.
git commit -m "update readme"As long as you didn’t
pushit’s fine.push forceThe Dark Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.
Damn, I hate it when bathroom supplies don’t available.
I didn’t realize the toilet was a repository for code, but checks out.
It’s where the little bit of coding I’ve ever done belonged
It’s where all of my company’s code belongs.
We’re aware of the problem, and took the time to print this sign, but we’re not going to actually solve the tissue issue.
Could have been during that time a couple years back when people were buying up all the supply so it was hard to get.
Too reasonable.
The t-issue, if you will. T for toilet paper of course.
Spend 20min printing the sign, kick back on a lifetime of being super not worried about refilling those rolls.
until someone uses the sign
Or shits all over those walls!
Drummel tool-
‘NO TP’
If they do, I’m issuing a follow up statement redacting my pre-emptive thank you for their cooperation!
It’s national park service, so it might be a more remote bathroom. In an office, toilet paper needs to be replaced daily. In a park, I’m guessing you would only need to replace weekly or monthly depending what’s going on. If there are a ton of people at that camp sight, the toilet paper might deplete much faster than if there weren’t many people. So rather than checking every day to see if there is toilet paper, this seems totally reasonable. Anyway, I’d much rather have the warning than not.
Oh, I didn’t catch that it was a national park. Yeah, that’s totally understandable.
rollback;
Error - no transaction started!
Easy solution: just do one of those shits that doesn’t require a wipe.
git commit -m poo; git push -f
You should use && instead of ; so that if the commit fails you don’t still try to push
Nah, use a real shell with
; and.
More like:
U.S. Department of the Posterior
After committing you can only move forward, mostly by waddling while half bent over like some kind of Eldritch Shambler
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Flush
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shamble eldrichly forward
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lift the seat
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shamble eldrichly backwards
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submerse the entirety of your ass in the bowl
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Flush (Repeat as needed)
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