Camo Easter eggs that you’ll NEVER find. 🤷🏻
The lawnmower will find them, along with the half-dozen lost Nerf darts.
man fuck those things. I’ve never even seen someone shoot a nerf gun within a mile of my house and I still find rotten blue darts everywhere
When these are found ten million years in the future by archeologists in a sedimentary layer what will they attribute them to?
Stupidity.
Religious rituals.
Not because they know anything about Easter. It’s just that religious rituals seem to be the catch all bucket.
Reminds me of one of my favorite bits of wisdom but I can never remember where it’s from:
“Ritual purposes” means they have no idea what it’s actually for…unless they specify “fertility rituals” in which case, they know exactly what the artifact was used for, you just can’t print that in a highschool history textbook, even if it is an AP class.
Dude. We know nothing about Eostre, and barely know the highlights of the retconned holiday around it.
If future archaeologists can figure anything out, I’ll be convinced of their greater intellect.
Also, “religious whackadoos” is a good guess for why people do anything weird, these days (eg “Tennesseans vote to kill bills and laws that help them all” and similar weirdness), so I think that’s a good initial strategy.
What a great business idea
I don’t see anything but empty bags, what am I looking at?
Don’t worry, just some stupid ad with John Cena
Looks like they even have some for Jeaster.
Sorry… Couldn’t help myself.
Can you add beans to that?
This is art 🤌
a true Easter treat
Ok, AI has valid uses, you’ve convinced me!
The red liquid, dripping from the jeggs in the second picture, is nightmare fuel.
Eggs for Marines.
Tactical combat eggs.
Three guesses what’s inside
It’s the Marines, we don’t want to know what we left in there.
Crayons?
That’s an awesome idea. Especially if you have both younger and older kids looking
This is silly. Who would buy an empty bag?
Someone who needs to carry things. I think you could fit a fair few Easter eggs in there
Good, more plastic trash. That’s what we need.