A tumblr post of a Twitter screenshot saying “accidentally watched 30 minutes of a breaking bad episode at 1.5x speed didn’t even realize it was like damn these dudes are hauling ass today” and a second reply saying “same but opposite energy” with another Twitter screenshot saying “Better Call Saul is so good that I accidentally paused a scene where Bob Odenkirk was sitting in a chair and I thought it was just a character study of him in silence. I watched a paused screen for 2 minutes and thought it was such great choice.”
Watching at 1.5x for 30 minutes without realizing… How high was this person? It’s either that, or brain damage; there’s really no other explanation.
Go to uni.
Never appear in Person.
Watch all online lectures in 1.5 - 1.75x.
Gradually forget how fast humans are supposed to talk.
I went to the final lecture of the semester and I wondered why the lecturer sounded sick and sluggish. I’d been watching every lecture on 1.75x and my brain had accepted it as reality.
Well, obviously, you have to smoke meth to get the full experience when you’re watching Breaking Bad
So now it’s a lemmy post about the screenshot of a tumblr post about the screenshot of a twitter post
