That's because the funny ones are busy having a social life and being topped by their boyfriends while the others ere either too unfunny to have a social life or use windows and don't have time for one because everything is too slow (also no unix socks)
Yeah, that doesn't switch to Linux, just makes your Windows unbootable.
Switching isn't hard, it's just one graphical installer away.
It's a joke
Remember. This is /c/linuxmemes
Where we mostly talk about Windows!
That's because the funny ones are busy having a social life and being topped by their boyfriends while the others ere either too unfunny to have a social life or use windows and don't have time for one because everything is too slow (also no unix socks)