ooli2@lemm.ee to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 12 days agosure way to get a mani.imgur.comimagemessage-square99fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imagesure way to get a mani.imgur.comooli2@lemm.ee to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 12 days agomessage-square99fedilink
minus-squaredriving_crooner@lemmy.eco.brlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·12 days agoGo to the grocery store and keep staring at the scented soaps
minus-squareblackn1ght@feddit.uklinkfedilinkarrow-up0·12 days agoThe supermarket doesn’t have any showers to take though
minus-squaresugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·12 days agoYou’d have better luck at the hardware store: stronger soaps, more shower selection, and really effective scouring pads.
minus-squarebitjunkie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·12 days agoNow they still don’t want to talk to you
minus-squarebstix@feddit.dklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·12 days agoAsk for assistance. It’s a great conversation starter.
minus-squareace_of_based@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·12 days agoDepends. Did you remember your wad of hundreds and pack of Magnum condoms?
minus-squareyannic@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up0·edit-211 days agoPro-Tip: Until they recently dropped the misleading product, “Unscented” Dove soap had perfume in it. Sensitive Skin Dove soap does not.
Go to the grocery store and keep staring at the scented soaps
Ok, now what.
Buy one and take a shower
The supermarket doesn’t have any showers to take though
Gardening section
You’d have better luck at the hardware store: stronger soaps, more shower selection, and really effective scouring pads.
Keep starin
Now they still don’t want to talk to you
Ask for assistance. It’s a great conversation starter.
Depends. Did you remember your wad of hundreds and pack of Magnum condoms?
Devilishly clever!
Pro-Tip: Until they recently dropped the misleading product, “Unscented” Dove soap had perfume in it. Sensitive Skin Dove soap does not.
Thanks for the ad.