Doubt hangs over the billionaires’ fight plans, but Musk suggests he is open to a bout on Monday.
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Is there a way that this fight can end with them both losing?
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I don’t think musk really stands a chance as he appears pretty out of shape and Zuckerberg regularly trains in different forms of martial arts.
Im pretty sure Elo would just get stomped.
Zuck isn’t even 40 years old and is fairly active with surfing and martial arts, as far as we know. Musk is over 50 and held together by plastic surgery and lies. They are both sociopathic tools but Zuck would clearly beat the shit out of Musk.
To steal something I saw elsewhere online: Elon Musk is only making me hate him more. Not because he’s making excuses but because it’s making me like Zuck.
I wish they’d just get a room already.
Obviously they aren’t serious… why is this still generating headlines?
