I've spoilered the punchline for being potentially dirty.

Move, bitch. Get out the whey.

Twas a silly post pls don't ban me

“Bitch” is a specialized term used to denote a female dog, especially a recent mother. Its application in this specific context makes it, in my mind, not quite dirty. But I’d be willing to give that it isn’t quite clean, either.

I wouldn’t call this an uncle joke. I wouldn’t want my five year old kid repeating it, but if he told it to me, I’d crack up, tell him to tell his mother that joke, then take the paddlin’ myself.

Tldr: I wouldn’t blame the mods for removing this.

The good girl in question, if it’s any consolation:

No, I do not have whey protein around the house. But for the record, she did in fact have a recent litter before we adopted her in November. We don’t know where the pups are, unfortunately. :(

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    1 month ago

    Overspecialized scenario you concocted and then ruin it by being hypersensitive. Just tell the joke. People are allowed to be offended. It’s not your job to walk on eggshells for the world.

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      1 month ago

      I think you are right, but it’s definitely not how lemmy works, unfortunately.

    • 𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆@lemmy.worldOP
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      1 month ago

      My guy, it’s a rule in this community to keep it clean. I sat on it for a while because I wasn’t sure if it violated that rule. So I spoilered the punchline and justified it for the mods to decide whether this flies, not to protect the average Lemmy user. Check my comment history, and you’ll see that I’m completely unafraid to swear on the internet.