Dirk Gently? Did a hole in space/time open up for an instance?
Are the idiots protecting dog’s identities now? I saw recently a photo from someone’s dinner. Everyone had black square instead of a face. Why to take the photo then?
axe
It is now a load bearing sofa.
I got that glitch once. You definitely need a professional or the couch might and up in a wall.
Do you have access to a command terminal?
Deactivate gravity, then object clipping, reposition the couch, then enable clipping and finally set gravity back on.
You must do this in the correct order or else you and that couch are falling through the floor.
Love the effort to protect the dog’s privacy.
Portal gun
When my sister bought a couch, it wouldn’t fit and so the building super “helped” her by ripping half of it to pieces in order to get it into her apartment. Then she made me put it all back together, which was rather challenging. At least the upholstery was still in one piece.
I’ll have my revenge years from now when my sister wants to get rid of the couch. She’ll try to break it up again and she’ll realize that I put it together using heavy-duty screws rather than the little nails that the factory had used. That thing is not coming apart again.
Screws are better for removal/replacement than nails, unless they’re stripped. And she’s gonna be doing it in the apartment where she can see what she’s doing. She should thank you
So strip the heads next time? No problem. Pretty sure he can handle that
Sawzall
Yeah that’s how we solved this problem last time I had it.
oooh, I’d say bolt cutters too for the springs
the springs were a bit of a pain with the sawzall, so when my brother needed to get rid of his couch, I picked up some bolt cutters and it went through them ezpz. They didn’t have that much tension on them
The first couch I had to do this too maybe didn’t have springs…. The second was being removed from my house because my kid jumping on the couch had snapped all the springs in half so that wasn’t an issue to begin with.
instructions unclear. step bro stuck in the sofa now.
Better get the big tub of petroleum jelly.
For the wife?
I’m glad they covered the doggo’s face otherwise the baby would be doxxed
Is it a doxxhund? I can’t tell
Time to move
Speaking of moving sofas, I just learned the other day that a preprint was just released in November that, once formally reviewed, should solve the moving sofa problem.
So next time someone needs help moving a sofa you could just give them a copy of the solution
Is there an AR app for this yet?
This would be a perfect use case!
Sofa King has Gerbers on sale this week, half off! They had to cut them in half to get them into the store.
