The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 months agoEver been judged by a floor?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square138fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageEver been judged by a floor?lemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 months agomessage-square138fedilink
minus-squareGrammarPolice@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoI’m a skinny bastard, so I’m taking the escalator
minus-squareDroggelbecher@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoIdk why you’re joking but i used to be underweight and couldn’t afford a lot of food, and i genuinely tried to burn as few calories as possible, making choices like you’re describing all the time.
minus-squaremerde alors@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agocalories are cheap, it’s nutrition that costs
minus-squareDroggelbecher@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoSome of us even have to skimp on the rice and beans
minus-squareDragonTypeWyvern@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoIn your next life, do more crime.
minus-squareDroggelbecher@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoIt’s been less than a decade and it seems I’m already in my next life
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoDid you even try being born wealthy?
minus-squareDroggelbecher@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoNo, way too lazy for that. My own fault, i know.
I’m a skinny bastard, so I’m taking the escalator
Idk why you’re joking but i used to be underweight and couldn’t afford a lot of food, and i genuinely tried to burn as few calories as possible, making choices like you’re describing all the time.
calories are cheap, it’s nutrition that costs
Some of us even have to skimp on the rice and beans
In your next life, do more crime.
It’s been less than a decade and it seems I’m already in my next life
Did you even try being born wealthy?
No, way too lazy for that. My own fault, i know.