DOOT DOOT
Thank Mr. Skeltal.
Thank Mr skeltal
“A huge ska fan. Pick it up.”
should have posted this instead
With a gang
“I’m horn”
The bringer of Toot!
So, a mastodon user? :^)
But only two. Never three.
Uhhh… Loud?
Someone’s tooting their own horn.
Dude just wanted to show his horn blowing skills
Well, good on him or her for being a music enthusiast, but what does this have to do with flirting?
Believe it or not, jail, right away.
Hi Horny, nice to meet you!
Hi horny, i’m dad.
“I’m horny” is just not something I can hear people honestly saying to someone else in my head except as a joke.
This Flight of the Conchords song did not help: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOgC8qp_I2Y
My lyrics are bottomless…
You’re not used to being around people who aren’t repressed, are you?
What I meant was I’ve heard people saying it in a “I wish someone would fuck me” sort of way, just not in a flirting sort of way.
Yeah, flirting is to “I’m horny” what subtlety is to a sledgehammer to the face
I AM HORN.
“bander” is the french verb to “have a hard on” so it’s still on track in my books
So bande dessinée is drawn porn? Actually, I’ve seen some French comics and it tracks.
haha there are a few of those too!
it’s a word with many meanings
- bande (noun, f.): a stripe, a strip, a reel (cinema), a frequency band (FM, AM)
- bande (noun, f.): a band, a herd, a troop, a gang, a group of individuals
- bander (verb): to draw (a bow)
- bander (verb): to bandage up (a wound)
- bander (verb): to have a hard on
A little bit of Monica in my life, a little bit of Erika by my side…
Sounds like something a serial killer will sing.
Miles Davis struggled with texts
My dumbass would’ve interpreted that as ‘I’m a trump supporter’ and definitely not gotten any action
I would’ve interpreted it as “tooting”, i.e. farting. No idea, how much action that warrants.
