I said, “who, Ra?”

He got angry and shouted, “IT’S NOTHING TO CELEBRATE!”

    • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldOP
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      2 months ago

      Do you want to go to the field of reeds after you die or do you want your heart eaten by a crocodile? Because I’m telling you, it won’t be Aaru for you my friend. Not on that ferry.

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        2 months ago

        It’s fine, I’ve come to the understanding that capitalism > faith and that I can just bribe Charon with a coin instead to ferry me across.

        Besides, I stopped worshipping the moksha type of old gods, not the aaru kind.

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          2 months ago

          That just gets you across the Lady Styx, it doesn’t guarantee your entrance to Hades.

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      2 months ago

      Just like the old days of Rome – you don’t keep worshiping a god who doesn’t make it worth your while. Hey, Jupiter – what have you don for me lately?