make a singing joe biden head come out of the toilet
mirrors.
Whoever did the plumbing and water connections for that deserves a damn medal.
Holy shit
They probably moved the wall after the toilet was already installed. That half-obscured window covered with plywood above the toilet is telling enough.
Yeah, bright walls are already the way to go for making a room seem larger. Only mirrors can beat that…
Smaller toilet. This thing dominates the room width. Terrible design choice of the original owners.
Oooh! Put a Turkish toilet! You know like the Japanese toilets in the floor.
Enbiggening mirrors!
Squeezing down a crevice to poop
Stride down a hallway like Dio, alongside my infinite alternate selves, synchronizing perfectly as we sit upon the porcelain throne
Bonus points if it’s plain black tile to the right or left (don’t need mirrors for that part), but a mirror prism on the back wall that’ll make it feel like the mirror dimension. It’d kaleidoscope little warped fragments of you as you walk through if you do it just right
Yes. Behind the toilet.
📃✍️ I’ve been in this bathroom 11 years and 37 days now… still haven’t found the toilet. I’ve given up hope. Tomorrow I’ll head towards the exit and just use the gas station down the street…
p.s. - ohh no!
like this:
Knock out a wall or two.
Jesus. Thats too much room. Add a bed bunk and basin in the wall. You will be able to the tripple the rent as another home.
This is the breakroom toilet at Lumon
I don’t know…a grenade?
Slip-n-slide
Miniature 9-pin set
Good thing that the toilet stopped the walls from closing in!
We’re alive, you did it C-3PO!
Move.
Solid black with blacker accents.
Higher ceiling.
Longer hallway.
And taper it ever so slightly inwards.
That better be a bidet, because there isn’t enough room to wipe in there
My thought exactly.
We have a cluster of toilets at work, where the toilets are too close to the wall for you to wipe. But it’s only on one side, the other side is fine, and it’s alternating sides (because of plumbing).
I’ve considered putting up signs saying “left hand wipe toilet”, because being right handed and not realizing the issue before splash down sucked.
Mirrors. In this case, everything should have a mirror on it.
Chorus line vibes…
