George, I was hoping for a drunken rodgering after your night out at the pub with the lads. Not tonight Mildred, I’d rather tell you about an intriguing conversation I had at tonights coffee house about present day essays on scientific innovation.

And they did the same with mountain dew!

Guess we should have the women write a letter to kellogs about corn flakes

Probably had to do with shitting/not showering combo is my guess.

You shit, can’t shower, don’t wanna fuck