• I Cast Fist@programming.dev
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      4 months ago

      “Dearest [gentleman/madame], I sincerely wish that thy behind be filled with a solid apparatus in an uncomfortable manner.”

    • dactylotheca@suppo.fiOP
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      “I would like to express my sincere appreciation for your invaluable input, and kindly invite you to redirect your suggestions to a more interested recipient.”

      • YeetPics@mander.xyz
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        Lol you’re interviewing at a Wendy’s.

        “Options” aren’t exactly something you have a lot of.

        • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
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          I was giving an example of a polite way to say “fuck off.”

          If I was interviewing with Wendy’s I would be interviewing for VP of logistics, but my skills are better suited for property management, TBH. If I wanted to work for someone else.

        • lightnsfw@reddthat.com
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          Only every other entry level service industry job. It’s not like there’s a ton of those around…