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"I never thought I’d die side by side with an elf
How about side by side with an friend, you piece of shit?
Ay, I could do that"
Wouldn’t that be
At, I could do that, you piece of shit
“Gondor has no king. Gondor needs no king. You piece of shit.”
“Draw me like one of your French girls, you piece of shit.”
The safe word is “iceberg”.
What’s taters, you piece of shit?
Inconceivable, you piece of shit.
“I’m the king of the world, you piece of shit!”
You complete me, you piece of shit.
“We ain’t found shit! You piece if shit.”
But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you. You piece of shit.
The full quote from Snakes on a Plane (2006)…
Air Marshal: What’s the problem, sir?
Samuel: Enough is enough! I have had it with these monkey-fighting snakes on this monday-to-friday plane!!
Air Marshal: I’m the jet airline Peace Officer. I have guns. My name is Hugh.
Samuel: Now I’m about to open up some freakin’ windows, Hugh, Peace Officer of this jet.
I’ve known adventures, seen places you people will never see, I’ve been Offworld and back… frontiers! I’ve stood on the back deck of a blinker bound for the Plutition Camps with sweat in my eyes watching stars fight on the shoulder of Orion… I’ve felt wind in my hair, riding test boats off the black galaxies and seen an attack fleet burn like a match and disappear. I’ve seen it, felt it… you piece of shit.
“He fucked me! I’m truly ass invaded! You piece of shit!”
And my axe. You piece of shit.
The venerable sound of music:
Frau Schmidt: The Von Trapp children don’t play. They march. You piece of shit
SHOOCKEEER, YOU PIECE OF SHIIIIIIT
